We stopped by to see Jilda’s sister Nell a few weeks ago, and during our visit, she told us about her latest kitchen thingamajig. It’s one of those new-fangled digital pressure cookers.
When Jilda realized the device was a pressure cooker, she flinched and took a small step backward. My spouse is not a fan of pressure cookers and hasn’t been since the ’70s.
Jilda’s mother Ruby cooked every day. Most days her stove baked, boiled, roasted and fried stuff. But now and then, she’d remove the pressure cooker from the bottom shelf of her cabinet, wash it out and press it into service. She cooked roasts, chicken, poke salad and beans. When Jilda and I married, Ruby and Sharky bought us a pressure cooker as a housewarming gift. We were ecstatic. Like her mom, Jilda cooked every day. On occasions when she used it, the pressure cooker took meals to the next level.
For a while I had to work second shift at MaBell. One Friday, after calling Jilda, I started my drive home from Hoover, which took about an hour. Jilda decided to surprise me by cooking butterbeans and hot-buttered cornbread. She knew it was one of my favorite meals.
She scooted a kitchen chair over and removed the pressure cooker off the top of the fridge. On the counter she’d laid out a bag of beans and a slab of bacon big enough to cause arterial distress in heart patients.
While the meal was cooking, she went to the bathroom to change out of her work clothes. Suddenly she heard an alarming sound from the kitchen. It wasn’t an explosion but a whooshing “WHUMP” sound.
She raced half-dressed to the kitchen to find a hole the size of your thumb in the ceiling. Butterbeans were dripping off the ceiling, light fixtures and our German shepherd, Duke. He was always an asset when it came to cleaning up messes like that in the kitchen.
We’re not sure if it was the salt she’d added or maybe there was too much water, but the cooker built up too much pressure. All the contents of the cooker shot out through the pressure release valve. We were still finding beans until we sold that house trailer.
After that butterbean episode, Jilda tossed the lid to the pressure cooker in the garbage. She would have tossed the little rattling valve thingy, too, but we never found it. That event made her skittish of pressure cookers.
This past weekend, I decided to dance with the devil. Walmart had one of those new digital pressure cookers, so I bought one for her upcoming birthday. She howled when I put it on the table. “You know those things don’t like me,” she said. We both laughed remembering the “butterbean disaster” as it’s come to be known in our family lore.
We unboxed the new cooker, read the instructions and watched YouTube video. Jilda decided to give it a try. I was thrilled.
Within 34 minutes we had a pot of butterbeans that were so good they “made me want to slap my mama,” as the old saying goes. The new cooker has an automatic shutdown function that should prevent another culinary calamity.
Rick Watson is a columnist and author. His latest book Life Goes On is available on Amazon.com. You can contact him via email at rick@rickwatson-writer.com.
